one time my friend and i went into this anime rp chatroom. and in the rp u had to be some magical creature, so naturally i picked shrek. and it was set at a pool and i rember typing *trys to jump into pool but is shrek and farts* and then we were kicked out of the chatroom
Thursday, April 17, 2014
What is Shrek's position on Onion control?

is that that new punk band

when i am bored i rub onion all over me and imagine the great based god shrek on top of me

as long as youre not on the Meths

What do you say after you shit?

gochisousama deshita

"Imagine All Star People"


You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

Tuesday, April 15, 2014
the overpowering urge to mold shrek's face out of fungus and clay

Do it. Mold his whole body while you’re at it.

tbh you cute or whatever. hmu sometime


Monday, April 14, 2014

reblog if u think shrek is real


i’m tryin to explain something to my parents!!! they said shrek was a fictional character!!! reblog this if u believe in shrek and prove my parents wrong!!!

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