alaskanbull-worm asked: yea but he a father figure after all the ultimate lifeform needs a father bc he never had one
he did????? robotnik. professor gerald robotnik.
alaskanbull-worm asked: cmon what happened to platonic relationships they are clearly father/son. shrekXsanic on the other hand makes more sense bc u saw em fuckin earlier
eridan is shrek’s son???? where have u been n00b
Anonymous asked: What about ShrekxEridan father-to-son incest?
no
if anything they could be moirails but NOT matesprits… duh
alaskanbull-worm asked: shrekXsanic otp
NO!!! SHREKXSHADOW ONLY >:(
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
Anonymous asked: tell me layer
(backstreet boys voice) aint nothin but a heaaart aaaache
Anonymous asked: As a fellow brogre I wanted to express my love for Shrek (as all brogres do) in school but the elder kids beat me when I sang 'All star' out loud during class... Is there a way to get my message across without being beaten up and if so, how can I do it?
the way to get your message across is to start a brogre chapter in your school, find like-minded friends, and then beat up the elder kids.
